You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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