ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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