Ambien. No doubt about it.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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