There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
MIDGETS
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
When are your genitals available?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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