He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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