you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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