Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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