so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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