just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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