never play flip cup with pint glasses
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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