Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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