Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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