I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
