he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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