So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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