Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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