Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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