Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
