How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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