she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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