: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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