i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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