im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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