Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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