Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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