If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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