Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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