Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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