he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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