What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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