Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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