"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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