You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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