I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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