From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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