okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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