even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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