But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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