You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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