So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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