home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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