It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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