Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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