just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
