Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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