Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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