Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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