Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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