Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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