She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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