I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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