Your dad touched me again.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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