don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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