Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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