it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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