i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
did you just send me my own nude
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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