I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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